You thought you’d weathered the worst woots we could throw at you. You thought you know just how low we would go. You thought you’d seen too much to ever be disturbed, horrified, and bewildered by a woot ever again.

You fool. You poor, naive, deluded little fool.

Submitted for your disapproval: the Frog Family Desktop Bundle. It’s perfect for anyone who’s ever said “I could get a lot more work done if my peripherals were bright green and staring at me.” Let’s get the specs out of the way, as if they matter: both the 107-key keyboard and the three-button mouse connect via PS/2, while the speakers use a standard 3.5mm audio plug. Oh, and they all have oversized, terrifying eyes that never blink, or look away, or betray a single moment’s compassion.

Maybe you know a kid who might think they’re fun. Maybe you’re assembling a museum exhibit about early 21st-century consumer design atrocities. Or maybe you’ve been looking for new toys for your next excursion into the great lysergic beyond. In any case, woots this horrendous don’t come along very often. Are you going to let history pass you by?

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