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No, they don’t, really, they really don’t.
“So Charlie here’s walking on the beach, right? And he comes across this bottle.”
Please, you don’t have to tell it again, I know I made a mistake.
“And he’s like ‘Wow! A bottle!’ And he pulls the top off, and suddenly, wooosh! There’s this genie there!”
Hey who wants to get beers? On me, right?
“And the genie’s like ‘You have three wishes now. What is thy bidding, Master?’ and Charlie can get ANYTHING he wants, right?”
Oh, boy! The dart game’s open up! Who wants to go play darts instead of talking? Huh? Anyone?
“So Mister Genius here says ‘Oh, Wise Genie, I want to be able to open my garage door without getting out of my car!’”
Stop laughing, guys, it’s a perfectly valid wish.
“And then- and then he says ‘Oh, Genie, help me be able to see in the dark, but make it something I can carry!’”
Now, you can’t fault me for that, a built-in flashlight is pretty handy.
“And get this, his last wish: ‘Oh, my Genie, help me keep track of my keys!’”
I just didn’t want to ruin anyone’s life. Haven’t you ever read The Monkey’s Paw?
“And then, the Genie vanishes, leaving behind this Genie Single Button Dual Frequency Garage Remote Keychain + Flashlight!”
JUST SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP, LARRY, OKAY?
“Jeez, Charlie. What’s wrong, man? It’s just a funny story.”
Funny story? FUNNY STORY? Well, maybe to you, but guess what, Larry! Every wish has a catch! And this Genie Single Button Dual Frequency Garage Remote Keychain + Flashlight you’re all laughing about? It only works if you ALREADY HAVE A GENIE GARAGE DOOR OPENER MADE AFTER 1997!
“Charlie, I… I had no idea.”
Yeah, well. Now you see. Now you see the danger of messing with magic forces.
“Man. Can I- is there anything I can-”
Just go, Larry. Just go and leave me to rot. Because you want to know what I wish for now? I wish I’d never found that bottle. All it’s brought me is pain. And a neat keychain flashlight, too. But primarily pain.
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Warranty: 1 Year Genie
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