I was practically born with a Gyration GyroTransport Air Mouse in my hand. Where I come from, if you can’t sling a mean presentation, you get slung. If you can’t slice and fillet the other guy with a few vicious strokes of your RF blade, you wind up on the menu. And when another mouse-slinger throws down the gauntlet, forget about running home to get the CD-ROM with your PowerPoint moves on it. You gotta be ready to present any minute, any second, anywhere, so you need that included 1GB flash drive and 100-foot range like a rummy needs a bottle. You better have a steady, fast 2.4GHz RF connection, and you better know what to do with it – a moment’s hesitation could cost you your life. That’s where I’m from. Thank God I got out of there. I mean, come on, duelling with the Gyration GyroTransport Air Mouse? Talking PowerPoint smack? How stupid is that?

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