Hey, we're not homewreckers. We'd never want to come between you and
your mouse. We know you two have been through a lot over the years.
You've got a good thing going. Neither one of you can imagine life
without the other, and that's how it should be. We'd never dream of
suggesting you replace your existing mouse.
But then, well...great as your mouse is, you have certain needs that it
just can't (or won't) meet. For instance, that deskbound mouse just
isn't suited to home theatre use. And no matter how hard you try to
make it work for presentations, all you get is an irritated audience
and a backache from crouching over. It's time for you and your mouse to
face some hard truths about your relationship. It's time to make room
for somebody new.
Somebody like the Gyration ULTRA Cordless Optical Mouse. Thanks to its
patented motion-sensing technology, you can lift it up off of the table
and mouse through the air with the greatest of ease. Along with its
ample 30-foot range and lack of line-of-sight limitations, this mid-air
mobility makes the Gyration ULTRA the ideal mouse for your big screen
TV, presentation projector, or any other great big screen that you can
click stuff on.
This adjustment won't be easy for anyone at first. It's only natural
that your existing mouse will resent the flashy, alluring newcomer and
wish for a return to the simpler certainties of old. But before long,
your mouse will see how happy the new arrangement makes you, and what a
relief it is to share the mousing burden. If you can make this open
relationship work, all three of you will be happier.
One word of warning from us: no matter how exciting it might seem,
don't start swapping mice with your friends. Complications, conflicted
loyalties, hurt feelings...it's a bad scene. Trust us.
