When you’re sitting across the desk from one, IRS agents seem almost as human as you or I. Their remarkably lifelike movements and impressively modulated voice tones are calibrated to exploit your natural empathy for your fellow man and lower your defenses – then the ruthless taxborg strikes! How can you hope to prevail against this lethal combination of sophisticated artificial intelligence and supercomputing power?

You can’t. But H&R Block’s TaxCut Premium Federal & State software offers a shred of hope that you can retain some of your personal fortune and/or human dignity. Packed onto this unassuming 256MB thumb drive is a wealth of guidance covering everything from itemized deductions and Schedule C issues to real estate and investment taxes. Additional included resources like Kiplinger’s Tax and Financial Planning Library, and a complete set of up-to-date IRS publications won’t necessarily overcome the taxborg’s advantages. But they can’t hurt.

If your return triggers the taxborg’s AUDIT sensor, a trained human representative from H&R Block will help you prepare, and attend the audit with you. But don’t get your hopes up – like you, the H&R Block agent is only human. And both of you will be up against something far more than that.

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