Hey, man, you wanna buy a grilled cheese sandwich? I made it myself.

You know, man, when Phish started, you know, it was like, nobody knew, right, and when the Dead started, like, right, it was the same thing, and, so, you know, like, you should get these Bluw Hip Hop Hippies and, you know, wire them up to let them play in unison, right, so they can, you know, sync up to the beat and, like, blow your mind.

Hey, you, like, got a quarter? Because, like, my trust fund doesn’t mature for a few more years. Bummer, right? Can I crash in your hallway?

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