Hey, Funtime Play-pals! Here are twelve more ways to milk the last oozing droplet of amusement out of your AA and AAA batteries!

01. Resuscitate both AA and AAA batteries in the same charger for double the fun!

02. Use the cigarette-lighter adaptor plug on your charger to re-juice batteries on the road and keep Teddy Ruxpin gabbing non-stop from Maine to California!

03. Chuck fully-charged batteries at people you don’t like! They’re slightly heavier than dead batteries! Aren’t they? It seems like they would be.

04. Travel overseas! This charger doesn’t come with the adapter you’ll need to plug it in Over There, but it will automatically switch the AC input voltage! Oo, la la!

05. Whenever you buy your NiMH rechargeable batteries, tell the checkout clerk that you’d like to charge them—but pay cash. Then throw your head back and laugh like a classic Batman villain at how ambiguous language can sometimes be! Ha! Ha!

06. Change out the batteries in your media center remote every week for a freshly-charged batch. Some might call that “overkill.” We call it PEAK PERFORMANCE!

07. Schedule a three-day marathon session with your favorite personal massager! It’s a safe, healthy way to “get buzzed!”

08. Every time you stick a battery in the charger, sing out “duh-duh-duh-dunt duh-dunnn! Charge!”

09. Then every time you pull a newly-resurrected battery out of the charger, shriek “IT’S ALIIIIIVE!”

10. Eagerly await the day that we’re selling a remote-control car that takes twelve AA batteries. You’ll be set!

11. It’s cookout season! Thinking about cooking up some chili dogs? Six words: Hand-held, battery-powered electric fan. Sixteen more words: Dissipating what might otherwise be embarrassing odors created as byproducts of the chili-dog metabolization process.

12. With the money you save buying your charger cheap, buy something EVEN MORE FUN. (Maybe a troll-head pencil-topper.)

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