Hey it’s me, the sentient and sensitive voice of your favorite E-Commerce site. They’re throwing a party for my birthday today. All my friends are here, and there are lots of exciting things happening all over my pages. But why do I feel so sad? I guess it’s because I’m a teenager now. Being thirteen, in internet years, is kind of like being 1 million years old. Remember Myspace? I do. Yeah, I’ve seen a lot in these 13 years. I guess I should probably buy some skinny jeans, and get a really regrettable haircut. After all, I am a moody teenager now...




Features
Here's your start to your costume for the upcoming office party.
Horse Head Mask
You'll definitely stand out in this latex horse head mask. This is the original - the Archie McPhee Horse Head Mask that even has his own Wikipedia page. Don't settle for the rest, get the best. Or some crap like that. Fits most adult heads.
Horse Noisemaker
The perfect accompaniment to your horse head mask, this will give you those [semi] realistic horse sounds - neigh, whinny, snort, and gallop. Size 3.5". Batteries included.
Listen to the [semi] realistic horse sounds.
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
Warranty: 30 Day Woot
Specs
In the box
(1) Horse Head Mask ~or~
(1) Horse Noisemaker
Specs
In the box
(1) Horse Head Mask ~or~
(1) Horse Noisemaker
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 59.661s
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