Please, please, just don’t shoot. We’ll give you whatever you want. Just please, please, let’s stay calm…look, we’ve got families at home. Please, just think of them before you do anything rash. No, we don’t have any cash on us. Pat us down, check for yourself. See? But we can let you have this Infocus Screenplay 7210 HD DLP Projector for just $1,299.99.

No, no, wait, this really is a steal! I’m talking about a 720p high-definition home theater projector with a 2800:1 contrast ratio and 1100 pre-calibrated lumens. Come on, you’re not gonna find a Faroudja FLI2310 DCDi de-interlacer and a TI Darkchip 3 DLP chip in somebody’s pocket on the subway. I know thirteen hundred bucks is a lot for the street hoodlum of today, but consider that it usually costs at least twice that much. It’s like you’re getting another thirteen hundred dollars free! Besides, when you get a look at this awesome hi-def picture, shining through those Carl Zeiss optics, it’ll be worth every mugging you had to commit to get it.

What? No, there’s no HDMI input, just M1-DA. But you can get an M1-DA to HDMI adapter (not included). Besides, why do you really need HDMI in a projector anyway? There’s no audio output, and DVI with HDCP will allow protected content to be displayed. Yeah, they also have M1-DA to DVI-with-HDCP adapters (not included). It’s all good, as the kids said a couple of years ago.

OK, so do we have a deal? Everything good? Just put the gun down, and everybody can come out of this just fine…OK, yeah…that’s right, everything’s cool...no reason to get upse- (BAM!) Oh, did I forget to mention that the Infocus Screenplay 7210 HD DLP Projector also makes an excellent melee weapon?

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