If there’s one thing we can be sure about, it is that in the future, there will be robots. And you don’t really get more future than the year 2000, do you? People were waiting to get here since the late Eighteen Hundreds. Obviously, when that steampunk time traveler shows up, you don’t want to disappoint him. You want to be able to take him to your pool and point out your own personal baby ocean, and then show him the robot that cleans it for you. And to make that happen, you’re going to want a iRobot Verro 300 HydroJet Pool Cleaning Robot.

In about an hour, basically, the Verro-bot will work out all that junk you leave behind when you swim. Leaves, hair, sand, silt, debris, algae, baby electric eels, warthogs that have undergone miniaturization and been implanted with gills, the iRobot Verro 300 HydroJet Pool Cleaning Robot will catch them all* with ease. And the 51 foot floating power cord means that there’s always enough room… unless you’ve got a two thousand foot long pool or something. And if you do, please invite us over.

To make for easy cleanup, the iRobot Verro 300 HydroJet Pool Cleaning Robot has a mesh Bag for large debris (like leaves and treasure) and a Fine filter Bag for debris as small as two microns (like bacteria and miniaturized warthogs). The floating power cord also has a swivel detangler so you don’t have to worry about sending a team of divers to rescue your poor little robot when it makes a wrong turn.

Maybe one day someone will visit your pool from the far off future, a future where robots live beside man in a clean and perfect paradise. And maybe that traveller will give you the secret to genetically engineered rubbish that throws itself away. But until that day comes, use the iRobot Verro 300 HydroJet Pool Cleaning Robot to keep your summer fun clean!

*iRobot Verro 300 HydroJet Pool Cleaning Robot has not been tested on eels or warthogs

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