The Jabra BT-350 Bluetooth Headset (2 Pack) could change your life. Let me explain: there was once a great undersea kingdom called Atlantis. And in that undersea kingdom of Atlantis there lived a race of fish-things. The fish-things had long, beautiful, prehensile tails and strong functioning appendixes. But their scientists developed “tail free” labor saving devices, and within a few hundred million years, all the tails were gone, and the fish-things were little furry rats beneath the feet of dinosaurs.

The Jabra BT-350 Bluetooth Headset (2 Pack) has roughly 7 hours of talk time, and over a week of standby. It fits over your ear, either ear, so easily that you might never take it off, and your children might never take it off, and your children’s children might never take it off. With high-quality sound and a vibrate alert, the Jabra BT-350 Bluetooth Headset (2 Pack) might slowly become a part of you, especially since you can use it up to 33 feet away from your phone. And then, one day, your arms will fall off, and you will take to the skies as part of the next great journey of man.

A hundred million years from now, when the soaring Eagle People of Praxis 19 are trying to save money at an online store, their top scientists will ruffle their space feathers and wonder how it all started. So let us agree to leave a record for the future: our next, great journey began with the Jabra BT-350 Bluetooth Headset (2 Pack).

Woot offers the Jabra BT-350 Bluetooth Headset as a 2 Pack in hopes of creating a breeding pair, like when zoos try to make more pandas. Please use your second headset responsibly.

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