You watch, and wait. You’re biding your time. You’re keeping your head down. No, you’re nobody special, just a simple desk worker like so many others here in the headquarters of this multinational corporation…until that moment when you can make your big score, clean out a couple of the company’s petty cash accounts, and vamoose to the beaches of Belize under an assumed name. All you’ll have to do is stop off at your apartment for that fake passport hidden under your floorboards.

But lately, you’re starting to wonder if they suspect something, if your co-workers can tell you’re not like everybody else around here. Oh, you try to fit in: you go to happy hour at TGI Friday’s like the rest of the cubicle-dwellers; you sit through The Biggest Loser every week so you and the other drones have something to talk about; you’ve even bought a few pairs of pleated khakis. Still, you feel marked somehow, like people can see right through your office-worker disguise to the corrupt heart underneath.

We know what the problem is: you’re not wearing one of those Bluetooth earpieces.

With the Jabra BT135 Bluetooth Headset, the clock-punching pinheads will accept you, accept you, one of them. You can use it to answer calls, make voice-dial calls, redial, and more, all without touching your Bluetooth-enabled mobile phone. But don’t worry about any of that – nobody uses these things to make calls. They’re a tribal marking, a badge of conformity, an ear tag like those worn by pigs on the feed lot. Put it on and fade into the office crowd. And if you start to worry about how stupid you look, just think about that beach in Belize.

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