A Kingston 8GB Data Traveler took a wrong turn somewhere and got lost out in the country. Finally, after several exhausting hours of trying to find its way back to the main road, it stopped at a farmhouse. A grizzled old farmer answered.

“Excuse me, sir,” said the Kingston 8GB Data Traveler. “I’m lost and very tired. Might you have a place where I can sleep for the night? I’m very compact, so I won’t take up much room.”

“Sure, stranger,” the farmer answered. “as long as you don’t mind sleeping in my 19-year-old daughter’s room.”

The Kingston 8GB Data Traveler happily agreed.

The next morning at breakfast, the farmer said, “Hope you got a good night’s sleep last night. Good thing my daughter’s away at college, or you wouldn’t have been able to sleep in her room.”

The Kingston 8GB Data Traveler replied, “It wouldn’t have mattered. As an inanimate object, I’m not capable of feeling carnal desires anyway.”

The farmer answered, “Yeah, I guess that’s true. Say, are you USB 2.0 compatible?”

“Sure am,” the Kingston 8GB Data Traveler answered. “Thanks for the bed, and for breakfast.”

“OK, then,” the farmer said.

Two hours later, the punchline showed up, gasping out an excuse about a late train. But by then the Kingston 8GB Data Traveler had moved on.

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