The Yakuza thinks they can move in on Toughy? Not likely. Nyah.

Toughy “Third Person” Wootwell don’t take kindly to no foreign mob, see? Not that Toughy’s racist. Toughy believes that all men are created equal, even the dames. Toughy thinks a land of opportunity should be open to all. Just not the part Toughy’s using right now. You Kyocera boys, try to come in here, come in here with your fast 17 pages per minute and your 600 sheet capacity. You think Toughy’ll just lay down and let you walk all over Toughy? Toughy earned this printing business with blood and sweat! It keeps down on printing costs if Toughy doesn’t actually use ink, see? Nyah. You Kyoceras clear out, clear out! Or Toughy’s gonna show you what he learned in the war! By which Toughy means the card game War. Toughy went to school with Dick Cheney, so he got a deferment. Nyah.

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