Show us somebody who doesn’t salivate for Mexican foods and we’ll show you our backside as we walk away in disgust. We’re loco for los sabores of the country’s southern border, which is why we put together this sexy Texy-Mexy kitchen bundle. We think you’ll like it too.

The all-in-one Santa Fe Buffet makes it quick and easy to make all your favorite dishes, especially if all your favorite dishes are fajitas. Cook on one side and warm your tortillas on the other! Its non-stick grilling surface is removeable for easy cleanup when you wake up hung over the next afternoon with indigestion, a throbbing headache, and very little energy for scrubbing your cookware.

Wash your fajitas down with homemade margaritas from the capacious 48-ounce pitcher of this Cook’s Essentials blender. With three manually controlled speeds and an additional “pulse” function, it’s the perfect little cherry blender for your big scary benders. You can also put its durable stainless steel blade to work mixing up milkshakes, smoothies and other swillables, if that’s your thing.

Both appliances are an alluring shade of rojo to drive your guests mad with party fever like a bullfighter’s cape does to el toro. (Take it from Woot’s product description writers, who know a thing or two about manipulating the bull.)