Everybody thinks it’s so easy being a dictator. All they see is the fawning sycophants and the gilded furniture and the midnight flights to the pleasure pits of the Riviera. They don’t understand how much hard work goes into this job. Seems like there’s always a speech to make, or a statue to pose for, or an ethnic minority to scapegoat. Sure, it’s fun to personally conduct high-level interrogations, but it can also be physically demanding. And do you have any idea how much time a modern despot has to spend on the phone?

Absolute power requires absolute comfort. That’s why the Labtec Axis 322 Headset is a key member of my ruling junta. Whether I’m listening to our stirring national anthem (“We Will Die For You, Beloved Leader”), kicking back with a little online gaming, or making a VoIP call threatening to eat the liver and kidneys of my Minister of Agriculture, it provides clear sound and consummate convenience. The adjustable padded headband and cushioned earpads combine comfort and durability in a way that pleases His Excellency, while the adjustable boom rotates for left- or right-side wear. When you’re surrounded by treasonously uncomfortable headsets paid by Tony Blair to wreak havoc upon the nation, the Labtec Axis 322 remains a loyal, obedient servant.

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