We all know it was actually an Apatosaurus.
Quad-Core Meltdown.
“Welcome back to QSCN - the Quality Shopping Channel Network! We’re your one-stop shop for everything you’ll ever need. This is, of course, Day 3 of our Non-Stop Lenovo Extravaganza and, boy, are we feeling the effects of a sleepless 77 hours! I’m joined as always by Kern Shuntsover, who is looking a little worse for wear! Ready for more coffee, Kern?”
“This was a bad idea. I want this to end now, Corl.”
“As do I, Kern. Let’s discuss our current offer.”
“It’s a computer.”
“Sure is! It’s the snappily-named ThinkCentre Edge 92Z All-in-One Desktop, and get this: It’s by Lenovo!”
“I don’t care.”
“Neither do I! It features touch-screen technology, Kern!”
“For the love of -“
“Say, Kern, guess what kind of processor core this one has!”
“Why aren’t you as miserable as I am right now?”
“Military-grade stimulants, Kern! And if you fine folks at home answered Quad-Core, you’re absolutely correct! Please disregard the brontosaur grazing on fronds to my left!”
“Uh, Corl, there’s not a brontosaur in the studio.”
“Kern I’m not going to argue with you about this; especially not while you’re sporting the head of a lion yourself! This ThinkCentre’s got Windows® 8 Professional OP and a binary arm to stir your soup!”
“Oh come on, Corl, I need you to hold it together while we’re doing this.”
“Kern, you’re not my grandma. Don’t order me around!”
“Corl, I’ve just soiled myself.”
“Me, too, buddy! Me, too.”
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