It used to be, if you wanted an accurate sperm count, you’d have to do it very quickly.

How many times in days past have people just given up in frustration after trying to count sperm the old fashioned way? One, two, three, oh wait, did I already count that one? Or was that the one I already counted? Is it any wonder that King Henry the VIII just kept blaming his wives for not producing a male heir? It was just so much easier!

Of course, thanks to the LifeSign SpermCheck Fertility, we can now get accurate sperm counts in about thirty minutes, just like a pizza! And there’s no more need to wander around in a question-filled daze, beheading our wives one after the other without knowing who’s really at fault.

Not that this LifeSign SpermCheck Fertility will tell your x from your y. We just don’t know any other kings who might have needed the LifeSign SpermCheck Fertility. Give us a break, we’re just trying to keep it classy here.

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