"No... no... no! Oh, thank goodness, it was just a dream!"

"Oh, Dorothy, we were so worried!"

"Auntie Em! I was in the strangest place! A world filled with nothing but wires!"

"Wires, Dorothy?"

"Yes, Auntie Em, and you were there... and you... and you too, Toto!"

"Arf arf!"

"Oh, Dorothy, such nonsense. Ever since we purchased the Logitech Mobile Traveller Headset we've had no need for wires in this house!"

"But, Auntie Em, it was all so real!"

"Real as the clarity of each call you make with in the thirty foot radius?"

"What? Hunk, why are you talking that way?"

"Real as the smooth quiet sound of the WindStop technology that eliminates them noises that could get in the way of them phone calls to the Wizard?"

"Hickory, how did you know about... why are you all talking like this?"

"Real as the long lasting battery that can allow for up to seven hours of conversation?"

"Oh, no, Uncle Henry, not you too!"

"Yes, Dorothy, since the Logitech Mobile Traveller headset arrived in this house, everything's been RRRRRRRrright as RRRRRrain!"

"Zeke? What have they done to you, Zeke?"

"Oh, Dorothy! Dorothy! I fought it so hard! It was the witch... she brainwashed us... made us into spokesthings like her winged monkeys...sure, the Logitech Mobile Traveller was made especially for Verizon (even though it works with any Bluetooth phone) so the product won us over by itself, but still, it was torture, Dorothy, torture!"

"Torture like what they did to Julie in the second night of V or torture like what that guy from Time Bandits did to Picard with those lights?"

"Aw, don't listen to him, Dorothy! This here headset fits in yer pocket all easy like! Don't'cha wanna try this phone, Dorothy? Don't'cha?"

"Well... it is a nice phone... and I guess that's a good price... and it kinda smells like poppies... or a three picture deal... almost hypnotic... hypnotic... hypnotic..."