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“Aw, come on, man! There are a ton of Blu-Ray players out now. We need features that will really pop in the showroom.”
“There’s no way we’ll sell enough extra units to justify the expense of the staple unbender.”
“Are you kidding me? Recycling is hot now, man! People would love to be able to re-use old staples. And with a new season of Mad Men around the corner, don’t tell me you’re going to remove the hat block. Hats are back, dude!”
“Yes, we are. We’re also skeptical about the demand for a Blu-Ray player that can play ViewMaster reels.”
“Man, you bean-counters have no vision. NO vision!”
“Well, how’s this: a really cheap Blu-Ray player. It plays Blu-Ray discs and doesn’t cost much money. That’s all.”
“That’s all? No garlic press, or Ouija board, or golf-ball polisher?”
“Nope. None of it. Just high-def video at low prices. But we will have to cut one more extraneous feature. Since it just has the Blu-Ray 1.1 profile, you won’t be able to use it to stream video from Netflix, or YouTube, or anywhere else.”
“OK, I’ll agree to that, if you’ll agree to keep the heat lamp for warming snakes. At this very moment, across America, thousands of snakes are shivering- hey, hey, where are you going? Hey! Come back here! THEY’RE COLD-BLOODED ANIMALS, YOU KNOW!”
Warranty: 90 Day Funai
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