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Emily: Hey! There’s the birthday girl!
Kelly: Happy birthday to you…
Moira: Uh, hi, Emily, Kelly. Thanks. Listen, I’m really waist-deep in these spreadsheets, so if you wouldn’t mind -
Emily: Oh, come on! How often do you have a 32nd birthday?
Kelly: 32? Wow! I didn’t realize you were still so young!
Emily: I guess looks can be deceiving.
Moira: What is that supposed to mean?
Emily: It means it’s your birthday!
Kelly: And we got you a little something! Here you go! Come on, open them!
Moira: Oh, jeez, you guys really didn’t have to do this.
Emily: Oh, I know – it’s just how we are!
Kelly: Generous to a fault!
Moira: Well, that was very nice. Let’s see…what could it be…oh. Oh. The Mark of Fitness HP-787/MF-86 Wrist Blood Pressure Monitor. That’s, that’s interesting. Thank you.
Emily: Look, it shows you your two blood pressures – cystic and dianetic? Or something? Anyway, it also shows your pulse, and you can save ten readings of up to two people.
Kelly: We just thought, you know, we should support you at a time like this.
Moira: A time like what?
Emily: Well, you know, it’s not easy trying to lose weight.
Kelly: And we can tell lately, the way you’ve been so grumpy around the office. Somebody’s got a case of the dieting blues!
Moira: Uh…I’m not dieting.
Emily: Oh. Oh.
Kelly: Really?
Moira: Really.
Emily: Because we thought…
Moira: Yeah. Listen, thanks again. I, uh, really appreciate this. Now, I really need to get these done by closing time so I can go meet Jeff for happy hour, so -
Kelly: Oh, you’re still seeing Jeff? That’s great.
Emily: I wish I could find somebody like that.
Moira: He’s pretty sweet. The other day -
Kelly: You know, so many guys are so hung up on looks. It’d be so great to meet somebody like Jeff.
Emily: Oh, I know! Somebody who doesn’t expect you to get all fixed up, or keep a girlish figure.
Moira: Hey! What are you -
Emily: Well, we’ll get out of your hair now.
Kelly: Happy birthday, Moira!
Emily: Bye! (whispering) What’s her problem?
Kelly: (whispering) I know! Total witch-with-a-B!
Warranty: 5 Year Mark of Fittness
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