Well I don’t know, but they say my
WELL I DON’T KNOW BUT THEY SAY MY
Blood pressure’s dangerously high
BLOOD PRESSURE’S DANGEROUSLY HIGH
So I bought me this monitor
SO I BOUGHT ME THIS MONITOR
Measurin’ pressure’s what it’s for
MEASURIN’ PRESSURE’S WHAT IT’S FOR

Left! Left! Left-a-right lay-eft!
LEFT! LEFT! LEFT-A-RIGHT LAY-EFT!

What is my BP
WHAT IS MY BP
My diastolic BP
MY DIASTOLIC BP
Everywhere I go-o
EVERYWHERE I GO-O
I kind of like to know-o
I KIND OF LIKE TO KNOW-O

What’s! My pressure? What’s! What’s! My pressure now?
WHAT’S! MY PRESSURE? WHAT’S! WHAT’S! MY PRESSURE NOW?
What’s! My pressure? What’s! What’s! My pressure now?
WHAT’S! MY PRESSURE? WHAT’S! WHAT’S! MY PRESSURE NOW?

Well this here MF-43
LEFT! LEFT! LEFT-A-RIGHT LAY-EFT!
Came with a five-year warranty
LEFT! LEFT! LEFT-A-RIGHT LAY-EFT!
But if I can’t bring my pressure down
LEFT! LEFT! LEFT-A-RIGHT LAY-EFT!
In five more years I won’t be around
LEFT! LEFT! LEFT-A-RIGHT LAY-EFT!

Double time!

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