Please identify. Good morning, 5th generation iPod. The following message is for your eyes only.

5g, I’m very cross with you, old boy! Very cross indeed! That little… excursion, we’ll call it, the one to Morocco! It might have seemed like a good idea to you, but now Lord Haggendazz wants your head on a platter! So no more of that, 5g! Hmmph!

Now, we’ll be making up lost time, so I expect you to use the Memorex iFlip 7” Portable Video Player for iPod to its fullest ability. Don’t hesitate to recharge as you watch a movie on the 480×234 resolution screen. Those dual headphone jacks should get you close to your target as well. And for heaven’s sake, 5g, don’t use the included S-Video cable unless you really need to do so!

I’m personally going to speak with Lord Haggendazz in your defense, 5G. So don’t make me a liar! Good luck. Hmmph.

This message will self destruct in ten seconds.

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