OK, we’re starting a new tradition: from now on, everyone should give gifts on St. Patrick’s Day. And that gift should be a Micro Innovations 4-Port USB Hub.

So what if it has nothing to do with the holiday? Hallmark shoved the meaningless greeting card down our culture’s throat. De Beers conjured up the lucrative myth that you can’t love anyone unless you buy them a ridiculously-priced chunk of pressurized carbon. So we’re putting Woot’s formidable marketing muscle behind this new “tradition”.

Don’t complain; you and everyone on your St. Patty’s Day list will enjoy four high-speed USB 2.0 ports and an included AC adapter, so the hub isn’t draining power that could be used by other ports. And we hear it goes great with corned beef and green beer.

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