AAAGH! MY LAPTOP BAG IS ON FIRE!
Please, someone call the fire department! My Microsoft Portfolio Laptop Bag has burst into flames! Oh, the humanity! I can’t believe my new Macbook is in there!
What?
Yes, I did say Macbook. Why? And why aren’t you helping me?
What do you mean, it’s incompatible? That doesn’t make any sense! This is a laptop bag! It could fit ANY 15.4” or smaller laptop. Or netbook! In fact, it’s a perfect carry-on for taking my laptop through the airport! Brand can’t possibly figure into something like this.
Failsafe? Why would they institute a failsafe that destroys any non-PC laptop in the bag?
Ooooh, right. Microsoft.
I can’t believe they would stoop so low! What’s wrong with a little friendly competition?! What a bunch of jerks!
And to think; my sparkler collection was in there, too!





Features
Warranty: 5 Year Samsill Limited
Features:
- Quick access front pocket with accessory panel holds phone, digital accessories, business cards, pens, keys and more
- Constructed of durable, lightweight 1680D nylon/PVC with a gray accent stripe
- Light-colored lining helps you find items fast
- Padded notebook sleeve holds laptops with up to 15.4” screens
- Scratch resistant media pocket holds 4 CDs and flash drive
- Cord wrap provides organized storage for cords and batteries
- Back zipper compartment contains expanding files and pockets for accessory storage
- Outside back zipper pocket converts to a luggage trolley strap
- Dimensions: 19.5" x 6" x 15.5" (L x W x H)
- Weight: 4.5 lbs
In the box:
- Samsill 39102 Microsoft Portfolio Laptop Bag
- Removeable Padded Shoulder Strap
Specs
Samsill 39102 Microsoft Portfolio Laptop Bag – PrestigeSpecs
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