The old saying is true.
Dear Kim Kardashian,
Hi there! How are you doing? I mean, I guess you’re probably not doing so well, what with the divorce and all. Sorry. I don’t mean to just put it out there like that, but it’s all over the news. You’ve probably gotten a few letters of condolence already, I imagine.
Which brings me to my next point. Are you sending back the gifts?
Because I sent you Microsoft Wireless Mobile Mouse 4000, and if you’re not married any more I’d sure like it back. It’s a nice mouse. It’s got BlueTrack so you can use it on just about any surface, and it’s got a wireless range of up to 15 feet. I know it’s not much to a mega-star like you, with all your fame for…for…wow, that’s weird. I just realized I don’t really know why you’re famous. Huh. Did you do something before taping yourself having sex and releasing it on the Internet? ‘Cause before that happened I have a hell of a time remembering any news about you.
Anyway, this is off track. Suffice to say, you spent $10 million on a sham of a wedding, so I’m betting you could just buy one of your own. I included a return address when I sent it, so feel free to just bounce it right back.
Sort of like your ex-husband.
Sorry. That was out of line. I’m sure the next episode of your reality show will be scripted in a way that makes you look devastated.
Sorry. That was out of line, too.
Sincerely,
Reginald ValRey Johnson, III
White Mouse
Wool Blue Mouse
Ruby Pink Mouse
Downtown Mouse
Package Contents (Wool Blue Depicted)
Packaging (White Depicted)
Features
Warranty: 3 Year Microsoft
Condition: New
Features:
- Carry this compact and sporty wireless mouse, and use it just about anywhere, even on your living room carpet, relying on Microsoft BlueTrack Technology
- BlueTrack Technology combines the power of optical with the precision of laser for remarkable tracking on virtually any surface
- Leave the Plug-and-Go Nano Transceiver plugged into your computer’s USB port or tuck it into the underside of the mouse for travel
- Enjoy the 2.4GHz wireless technology, which delivers a reliable connection with up to a 15-foot range and virtually no interference
- Use your mouse for up to 10 months without having to change batteries
- Battery status indicator tells you when battery power is low
- Flip 3D in Windows 7, easily switch between open windows with the click of a button
- Four-way scrolling for greater efficiency and comfort with Tilt Wheel Technology
- Four customizable buttons give you quick access to the media, programs, and files you use most often
- Requires (1) AA alkaline battery, included
- Dimensions: 4.04” L x 2.39” W
| System Requirements, Windows-Based Computer | |
| Windows 7, Windows Vista, Windows XP (excluding Windows XP 64-bit) 100 MB Hard Drive CD-ROM USB Port |
| System Requirements, Mac-Based Computer | |
| Mac OS X, v10.4x–10.5x 30 MB Hard Drive CD-ROM USB Port |
In the box:
- (1) Microsoft Wireless Mobile Mouse 4000 (Choose: White, Wool Blue, Ruby Pink or Downtown)
- Nano Transceiver
- CD-ROM
- AA Battery
Specs
Microsoft Wireless Mobile Mouse 4000 with BlueTrack, 2.4GHz 15-ft Wireless Range, Nano TransceiverSpecs
Microsoft Wireless Mobile Mouse 4000 with BlueTrack, 2.4GHz 15-ft Wireless Range, Nano TransceiverSales Stats
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