We would call the Miraclebeam Super-Lite 9 LED Spring-Loaded Trekking Pole a “walking stick,” but frankly, we don’t care what you do with it. Walk with it or not, it makes no difference to us. For all we care, it could be your mess-suckers-up-bad stick, or your ghetto-ski-pole stick, or even your sensual-marital-aid stick. It’s none of our business.

What is our business is telling you all about its built-in LED flashlight, its lightweight but rugged aluminum construction, and its internally fitted shock absorbers. But that’s where our responsibility ends. Once we’ve told you that its 25” collapsed length can expand all the way up to 55”, we wash our hands of the matter. We’ll still call it the Miraclebeam Super-Lite 9 LED Spring-Loaded Trekking Pole, but you can call it whatever you want.

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