When you think of the Mustek PVR-A1 Multifunction Personal Video Recorder, you have to picture two cars on a highway. One car is labled “I record MPEG4!” and the other car is labled “I’m A Digital Video Player!” And then they crash and fuse into a twisted mess of metal and glass. And then another car labled “I’m A Photo Player That Handles ASF and JPG!” can’t turn away in time and slams into the back. And then a big truck with “I Play MP3 and WAV!” comes plowing into them, KABOOM! KABOOM! And a tank, a big tank named “Digital Voice Recorder” with a naked lady painted on the side just broadsides the whole mess THOOM! THOOM! THOOM! And, and there’s a plane, the “USB Portable Disk”, that just drops out of the sky with guns blazing POWPOWPOWPOWTHRRRDOOOOOOOOOOM!! And then a boat leaps out of the nearby canal, the U.S.S. “SD/MMC Card Reader”, VROOOOOOOOOOOSPATTTTTT and then this clown with a chainsaw named “Voice Alarm” runs in and starts, like, chopping up the bystanders DRRRRRNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW and then the goverment doesn’t know what to do and calls in a nuclear bomb attack and painted on the side of the bomb is “PVR PictBridge Direct Connect Enabled” and it hits and BLLLTHOOOPAAAAAAAADRRRRRRRRRRTOOMATOOMATOOMA and then it gets real real quiet and there’s smoke everywhere and you think it’s over, but out of the wreckage comes the Mustek PVR-A1 Multifunction Personal Video Recorder and it goes RAAAA VENGEANCE and it pulls out the included USB Cable and AV Cable and Strap And Earphone and Power Adapter and starts whipping the skyscrapers VWHOOPKRAK VWHOOPKRAK and everyone goes AAAA and runs away and society crumbles. It’s just like that except some extra software is included.

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