Yo, my name’s Yoghurt from the Banana Peanut Butter Yoghurt Smoothie Massif. I spell it that was ‘cause I been to London. I don’t mean lately, ‘cause anybody can do that. I mean back before it was cool.

The Banana Peanut Butter Yoghurt Massif is all about being first. We was spinnin’ 4 Non Blondes back in 1987. We were gettin’ sick of the Chemical Brothers in 1992. Mashups? We made mashups so big they filled up hard drives. That’s why we started using My Portable Peripherals 4GB USB drives back in the Seventies.

We had a plan, see. Where’d you think the Wu Tang Clan learned it all? We had a sixty five year plan to get in and get out on top. That’s why we chose the My Portable Peripherals 4GB USB drive. It works on USB 1.1 and 2.0. it works on Mac 9.1 or higher, plus PC.

Plug and play. That’s how 2Pac did it. He got plugged and got played and now he’s rich, out there livin’ it up. Pac was too hard to die. Just like the BPBYSM. One day we’re gonna find him and do a duet.

Yo, watch it! Stay in front, man, don’t be all sneakin’! You can’t ever sneak up on a Smoothie. We churn up thick, rotate the way we gotta rotate. Just like the My Portable Peripherals 4GB USB drive. 90 degrees, either way. External power source? Fool, it don’t need no power source. Didn’t we just say it was USB? And it’s switchblade stylee, show you mean business.

This My Portable Peripherals 4GB USB drive is ready to break. It’s so hot it’ll burn ya fingertips! But the Banana Peanut Butter Yoghurt Smoothie Massif is goin’ in a new way. We pioneers, we pushin’ limits. All I can say is “watch this space”!

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