What talking on the telephone has gained in mobility, it's lost in charm. Take the dinkily "convenient" cellular squawkbox of today: where's the satisfaction? You need a phone that fills your hand, fits your head, and makes your fellow bus passengers nervous. You need a phone you can defiantly slam down in rage!

You need to get you one of these Novophone Retro Handsets, is what you need to do. They've retrofitted clunky, reassuring handsets from decades past to work as mobile phone handsets, bringing back the pleasing heft of the pre-digital era. There's something indescribably reassuring about it for those of us above a certain age, like watching old cereal commercials or something. Remember what talking on the phone is supposed to feel like?

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