TV just rots your brain, right? And this gigantic Olevia 265TFHD 65” LCD HDTV wil rot it 69% more than a 50” TV, and 139% more than a 42” screen. The filth and degeneracy of today’s TV programming looks even more filthy and degenerate “thanks” to the 1080p resolution of this TV’s Sharp-made LCD panel. That super high-end Silicon Optics Realta HQV video processor adds even more lurid detail. Instead of wasting your time on some football game or explosive action movie, wouldn’t it be so much better for you to sit in silence and contemplate how to be a more moral person?

Besides, we’re sure you can find better uses for the money. The excitement of enormous high-definition TV and movies is nothing compared to the satisfaction of a well-insulated attic, or the security of knowing you just brought your car loan a few months closer to early maturity. Pleasure and excitement are fleeting – forbearance and self-denial are forever.

And think of the effect it will have on your home. Instead of long, detailed conversations about proper behavior, you and your family will be agitated by life-size titans executing soaring slam dunks, and car crashes so real you can almost smell the burning gasoline. Can you even fit this behemoth into your living room? You don’t even know if the bezel around the screen will be black or silver. What if it clashes with your decor, and you have to completely redecorate so it fits in?

Just look what happened to Syntax Brillian. They tried to have it all. In their heedless hubris, they thought they could manufacture a superlative 65” TV and sell it at a low price, and they boogied themselves right into Chapter 11. Sure, they promise to honor their on-site warranty coverage, but unfortunately, no warranty can put their company back together again. And the optional SquareTrade extended warranty might cover defects in this TV…but can it repair the damage to your mind, body, and soul?

Clearly, the responsible thing to do is to pretend like you never heard about this Olevia 265TFHD 65” 1080p LCD HDTV. Once you fall prey to its siren song of enormous, super-sharp video quality, your natural preference for calm, quiet reflection will be spoiled. You’ll spend all your free time immersed in enticing, exciting programming on the clear, vibrant theater-sized TV screen, marvelling at how lifelike and dynamic everything looks.

And that would be a real shame, wouldn’t it?

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