Ironic. Adj. Like an iron.

With the versatile Oliso Auto Lift Iron, you’ll always have an answer for that smart-ass English major that tries to call you out on how you don’t know what irony is. You’ll be able to say, “No, my friend, I actually meant that those ten thousand spoons are made of metal, just like my Oliso Auto Lift Iron that I always carry with me!” or “The rain on the aforementioned wedding day is moist, like the Vertical Steam Burst which my Oliso Auto Lift Iron can release!” Your friend will be upset, of course, because what English major can handle being wrong? But you’ll have an Oliso Auto Lift Iron in your hands, so what can he or she do? If they get too uppity, clock ‘em one.

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