Last Call for Bacon: Smoke It If You Got It
Bacon's greatness is forever. The bacon meme is not. It's time to let bacon be its fabulous self, not a totem of online irony. We're serving up this Woot-Off with a side of bacon, to give this fat-marbled Internet yukfest the oil-spattered Viking funeral that will finally send it off to the great frying pan in the sky.
Yes, we've scoured the nation for bacon-themed novelties, edibles, equipment, and decor to remember the Bacon Boom by. And we're sprinkling it generously throughout this two-day meme eulogy. Then we can all get back to enjoying the flavor of bacon without making a big smirky deal out of it.
Of course bacon is irresistibly delicious. You won't catch us arguing otherwise. But it's time to smash the "bacon thing" to bits. Tuck in a bib and join us in a Last Call for Bacon, won't you? Just don't touch anything without washing your hands first.



Features
Ooma Basic Member Features:
- Plug your high-speed Internet connection into Ooma Telo, plug your home phone into Ooma Telo, activate, then call your phone company and tell them to stop sending you bills
- Free U.S. Calling – call anyone, anywhere in the U.S. (only pay applicable taxes and fees)
- Enjoy the convenience of caller-ID and call-waiting at no extra charge
- Make international calls starting at a penny per minute (international rates)
- Call another Ooma customer anywhere in the world for free
- Ooma PureVoice technology delivers unmatched voice clarity and reliability
- Ooma HD Voice doubles the audio frequencies transmitted to deliver a richer, more natural sounding conversation to calls between Ooma Telo customers (an Ooma Telo Handset or HD compatible telephone is required to support Ooma HD Voice)
- Get crisp acoustic performance with advanced features like voice compression and adaptive redundancy
- Encrypted calls, get superb sound quality, security and range without interfering with your Wi-Fi network or other home electronics
- Standalone device compatible with your existing home phones and most fax machines – no computer or headset required
- Access your voicemail remotely from any phone or web browser
- The option to get a new number at no charge or keep your current phone number (one-time porting fee of $39.99 - if available to port)
- Ooma is highly intuitive to set-up – most customers are up and making calls in less than 15 minutes
- When you dial 911, emergency personnel will automatically have your registered address
- Hear messages, check call logs and control your preferences online
- Check your calling history from any Internet-connected computer or mobile device
- Ooma is a high-performance firewall router, with QoS support, that allows you to setup home-based servers and other network devices
Ooma Premier Member Features (additional fees apply):
- Premier customers in the U.S. can call anywhere in Canada for free except to the Northwest Territories; calls to that area will be charged at Ooma’s normal international rates
- Make or take two simultaneous calls with the Instant Second Line
- Option to choose additional phone numbers
- Experience the greatness of Google Voice on your Ooma system – access Google Voice’s Voicemail, Call Presentation, Listen In, and Caller-ID features
- Ring your home and mobile phone simultaneously with Multi-Ring
- Forward voicemail to your email or smartphone
- 911 Notifications - if emergency services are called from your Ooma phone number you'll be alerted by email or text message the very moment it occurs
- Make calls over Wi-Fi from compatible smartphones, including iPhone, iPod touch and Android based smartphones, with the Ooma Mobile app (purchase and installation of Ooma application on compatible smartphones required)
- Link your mobile phone to your Ooma Telo using the optional Ooma Bluetooth adapter ($29.99)
- Screen callers and listen in to their message before answering
- Block unwanted callers with Anonymous Call Blocking, Personal and Community Blacklists, and one touch Do Not Disturb
- Transfer a call to voicemail by pressing the “Send to Voicemail” button any time after you say hello
- Get some peace and quiet whenever you want by simply pressing the envelope icon for (2) seconds – all of your calls will roll into voicemail without ringing
- Whether you are doing business or chatting with friends, three-way conference calling has never been easier
- Read your voicemail instead of listening to it – get your messages wherever there’s email access – on a mobile phone, portable device or computer (available to Ooma Premier subscribers for $9.99 per month – plan includes 40 messages, additional messages are $0.25 each)
- Keep up to date with new message notifications that can be sent to any email address or SMS-capable mobile phone
- Enjoy the ultimate convenience of having your voicemail messages forwarded to your email – now you can listen to messages from your preferred mobile or desktop email client
- Free number transfer, handset or Bluetooth (Telo customers only) – sign up for a year of Ooma Premier and get a free Ooma Telo Handset ($49.99 value), Ooma Bluetooth Adapter ($29.99 value), or a free number transfer ($39.99 value)
Specs
Usage Requirements:
- High-speed Internet service (minimum 256Kbps upstream)
- Corded/Cordless home phone or optional Ooma Telo Handset
- Online activation required
- Residential use only
In the box:
- (1) Ooma Telo VoIP Home Phone System
- (1) Power Adapter
- (1) Ethernet Cable
- (1) Phone Cable
Specs
Usage Requirements:
- High-speed Internet service (minimum 256Kbps upstream)
- Corded/Cordless home phone or optional Ooma Telo Handset
- Online activation required
- Residential use only
In the box:
- (1) Ooma Telo VoIP Home Phone System
- (1) Power Adapter
- (1) Ethernet Cable
- (1) Phone Cable
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3m 40.559s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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