A Pain In The Aft
Well, Doc, it happened like – OW! – this. I woke up running a fever the other day. Bummer, right, but I was kind of excited to try the new Oregon Scientific Thermometer my aunt gave me for – ooh, ouch, OUCH - Christmas. Seven, eight months it’s been sitting in my bathroom closet waiting to be used. I figured, now’s – UGH - my chance.
Problem is, for some reason I thought it was a – oooOOH OW OW OW - rectal thermometer. Which explains my, you know, current condition. Nobody told me you put it on your forehead. Sounds a lot easier, although I won’t be doing it with this one in particular. Hey, Doc, am I – OUCH! – gonna need surgery?


Features
Warranty: Lifetime Oregon Scientific
Features:
- Measures body temperature on the forehead
- 10 memory sets with date and time stamp
- User selectable C or F degrees
- Audible indication during and after measurement
- 8 12/24-hr clock with month date display
- HiGlo™ electro-luminescence backlight for easy viewing
- Dimensions: 1.75 in x 5 in x 4.75 in
- Batteries Required: 2-CR2032
In the box:
- Head Thermometer
- 6 Lids, Carry Case
- Owner’s Manual
- Warranty Card
Specs
Oregon Scientific F3061831 Forehead ThermometerSpecs
Oregon Scientific F3061831 Forehead ThermometerSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.998s
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