So after I lost my wife, my friend said “Dude! You’re a film director! It should be easy for you to date!”

But, you know what? Being behind the camera, it’s hard to learn social skills. Also there’s the whole thing with women wanting your millions of dollars. I wanted a girl that liked me for me! So when my buddy came up with this great plan to “audition” my new girlfriend, I jumped on it in a second! And you know what? It worked!

So tonight, tonight’s the big night. A quiet evening at her place. Eh? Eh? To be sure, it was weird how my date kept demanded I get a very specifically shaped wine thermometer. But she’s right, that needle-end does go into the bottle more smoothly. And who doesn’t like properly chilled wine? Or room temperature, as the case may be. I got a few choices in case she’s not sure.

Oh, there’s her apartment. I guess this is it! Hi, honey, I’m home! And I brought that wine thermometer you wanted Ha ha! Hey, what’s that noise? Do you have a dog or something?

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