Tweedlecrat? Tweedleublican? No and no. Not for me, thanks. I vote the Aeromist ticket.

Unlike the two major parties, the Aeromists understand the most crucial issue facing the American people today: the need for tiny airborne droplets of soothing moisture anywhere, anytime, on demand. The two-headed political monster in Washington pretends that dealing with distractions like healthcare, war, and unemployment will get us anywhere. And their lackeys in the media never ask the tough questions, like what good is a job if you still have dried-out, cracking skin and brittle hair? No wonder our nation is sputtering like a clunky old room humidifier. Until one of the major parties puts forth a platform with the option of adding essential oils (sold separately) for aromatherapy, I’ll stand on the side of Aeromism.

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