Hey, you thought the SEVENTIES were wild? Try reading Bullfinch’s Mythology!

So this Zeus cat, he was a party MACHINE! One night, so the story goes, he got drunk and came down from the sky in a shower of gold, and hooked up with some hottie with a trust fund. Nine months later? BOOM! Demi-god!

Or how about this? Zeus is off, just hangin’, and he sees this really amazing cow. No, we’re not being sexist here, a real cow, like, moo moo moo. And he’s a wild man, so she’s like “why buy the milk” if you follow what we’re sayin’ here. Wham, Bam, Beef-Not-Ham, nine months later? Minotaur!

So it shouldn’t surprise anyone that, nine months ago, Zeus was looking for some luggage, and he saw this really sweet Gucci handbag. And he was all WHOA BABY I GOTTA HAVE ME SOMEA THAT LEATHER and then, nine months later? Here we are with a Pegasus Padded Laptop Case!

As you’d expect from a demi-god, the Pegasus Padded Laptop Case has a lined interior, plenty of compartments, handles and a removable shoulder strap, plus self-repairing zippers. What do you think? Pretty hot, isn’t it?

Wait, did we say hot? Oh, man, Zeus better not be online right now. We sure don’t want him getting our website pregnant.

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