Getting all the HDMI cables out of our warehouse? Much harder than it should be.

Thanks for answering the ad so quickly… Patrick? That’s your name? Really? Oh. Oh, that’s great. You’re hired.

Nope! Your warehouse experience doesn’t really matter. I don’t need to look at your resume at all, in fact. Just follow me. Oh, and would you grab that jaunty green bowler hat that’s hanging there? Perfect.

So, as you probably read in the ad, we’ve got a little problem getting all these Perfect Path – HDMI 500 Series High Speed 4-Foot HDMI Cable 2-Packs out of storage. Great cables, you know, affordable, exceeds 10.2 Gbps Speed Rating enabling far beyond 1080p resolution, that sort of thing. Trouble is, every time we flip on the lights, the wretched little beast go scurrying all over the place and, well, you can’t very well sell something you can’t find.

That’s where you come in.

All right, here we are. Go ahead and put on that hat. Here’s your stick or shillelagh or whatever. Oh, and we went ahead and put on some Irish music for you. Just bash the little buggers over the head or give ‘em a shake, then throw them in this basket over here, okay? Also, Lunch is anywhere between 12 and 2, and try to keep the breaks down to a minimum.

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