SCREW YOU, JAMES CAMERON!
Dear James Cameron,
Congratulations on ruining cinema forever. Your recent movie, Pocahontas in Space, oh I’m sorry, I mean Avatar, is nothing but a bald-faced cash grab. You may have convinced most of the world to shell out an extra $8 on top of the already-exorbitant movie ticket prices for the privilege of wearing stupid glasses and getting eyestrain, but not THIS guy.
That’s why I’ve purchased a refurbished Philips Home Theatre System with 1080p Upconversion.
I didn’t fall for your CGI-blitzkrieg on sensibility in theaters, and now after simply biding my time I’ll enjoy it in the comfort of my own home for only $3.00 from the local Video Hut. I’ll see it in upscaled HDMI 1080p. The explosions will rumble through the subwoofer while the screams of terrified Nav’i will echo through my speakers.
Additionally, rather than pay $18 plus popcorn expenses for one night of fun, my investment will allow me to enjoy iPod compatibility, play CDs, DVDs, and all rewritable versions thereof. And in my own home I can yell at people to shut up during the movie without fear of retribution, assuming I ever invited someone over.
In summation, I have bested you again, Mr. Cameron. I await your apology from my couch, where I shall be watching Avatar on my OWN terms.
Sincerely,
Reginald V. Johnson, III










Features
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Features:
- Enjoy sharp pictures with 1080p HDMI upconversion, as well as convenient iPod playback via the dock included
- Hi-Speed USB 2.0 Link plays video/music from USB flash drive
- Advanced Class D Amplifier for compact, powerful 1000-watt sound
- HDMI 1080p upscales to high definition for sharper pictures
- Energy Star for energy efficiency and low power consumption
- DivX Ultra Certified for enhanced playback of DivX videos
- Plays WMV, DivX, WMA, MP3 and JPEG digital camera photos
- Plays CD, (S)VCD, DVD, DVD+R/RW, DVD-R/RW, DVD+R DL
- EasyLink controls all EasyLink products with a single remote
Specifications:
- Picture enhancement: High Def (720p, 1080i, 1080p), Progressive scan
- Display D/A converter: 12 bit, 108 MHz
- Sound D/A converter: 24 bit, 192 kHz
- Output power (RMS): 6×167W
- Frequency response: 40-20000 Hz
- Signal to noise ratio: >60 dB
- Sound System: Dolby Digital, Dolby Prologic II, Stereo
- Sound Enhancement: Class “D” Digital Amplifier, Night Mode
- Equalizer settings: Action, Rock, Classic, Concert, Drama, Lounge, Gaming, Sports
- Compression formats: MPEG1, MPEG2, DivX 3.11, DivX 4.x, DivX 5.x, DivX 6.0, DivX Ultra, WMV
- Playback Media: DVD-Video, DVD+R/+RW, DVD-R/-RW, Video CD/SVCD, CD-R/CD-RW
- Video disc playback system: NTSC
- Compression format: MP3, WMA
- Playback Media: CD, CD-R/RW, DVD+R/+RW, DVD-R/-RW, USB flash drive
- MP3 bit rates: 32-256 kbps and VBR
- Picture Compression Format: JPEG
- Playback Media: DVD+R/+RW, CD-R/RW, DVD-R/-RW, USB flash drive
- Picture Enhancement: Rotate, Zoom, Slideshow with music playback
- Tuner Bands: FM
- Power supply: 120V, 60Hz
- Standby power consumption: < 1 W
- Power consumption: 180 W
- Refer to included warranty card for warranty contact information
Connectivity:
- Front/Side Connections: Hi-Speed USB, MP3 Line-in
- Rear Connections: HDMI output, Component Video output, Composite video (CVBS) output, Dock connector, AUX in, FM Antenna, Easy-Fit speaker connectors, Digital coaxial in, Digital optical in
- Dock for iPod Compatibility: iPod 5th gen, iPod classic, iPod mini, iPod mini 2nd gen, iPod nano 1st gen, iPod nano 2nd gen, iPod nano 3rd gen, iPod touch, iPod with color display
Loudspeakers:
- Satellite speaker drivers: 3” full range woofer
- Satellite speaker impedance: 4 ohm
- Satellite speaker freq range: 150-20000 Hz
- Center speaker drivers: 3” full range woofer
- Center speaker impedance: 4 ohm
- Center freq range: 150-20000 Hz
- Subwoofer driver: 6.5” high efficiency woofer
- Subwoofer impedance: 4 ohm
- Subwoofer freq range: 40-
Dimensions:
- Unit dimensions (W x H x D): 14.17" x 2.24" x 13.03"
- Unit weight: 6.6 lbs
- Surround Speaker dimensions (W x H x D): 3.93" x 3.93" x 2.95"
- Surround speaker Weight: 1.05 lbs
- Center speaker dimensions (W x H x D): 3.93" x 3.93" x 2.95"
- Center Speaker Weight: 1.47 lbs
- Subwoofer dimensions (W x H x D): 6.41" x 14.29" x 14.52"
- Subwoofer Weight: 10.3 lbs
In the box:
- Philips DVD Home Theatre System w/1080p Upconversion
- Dock for iPod
- Remote Control (with 2 x AAA Batteries)
- Video Cable
- FM Antenna
- Quick Start Guide
- User Manual
- Warranty Card
Specs
Philips HTS3372 DVD Home Theatre System with 1080p Up-conversionSpecs
Philips HTS3372 DVD Home Theatre System with 1080p Up-conversionSales Stats
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