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Dear Diary,

Last night I was at the roller rink and Gizmodo said hello. I said hello right back. Then we didn’t say anything. Then we talked about pizza. Gizmodo like mushrooms. I don’t like mushrooms but now I think I should try them again. I didn’t say anything about the mushrooms at that time though. I just nodded. I hope Gizmodo is there again this weekend.

Dear Diary,

Today I was looking at my Philips DVP3982/F7B 1080p DivX Ultra DVD Player when sellout.woot came up and pushed me! I was so mad! What if I had been playing a CD, VCD, SVCD, DVD, DVD+R, DVD-R, DVD+RW, DVD-RW, MP3, WMA, JPEG or DivX disc? It would have fallen right out and broken! I turned around and got right in her face. Apparently she was upset about me and Gizmodo, because she had a crush on the or something. I said whatever, hooker, and shoved her right back. Then I picked up my Philips DVP3982/F7B 1080p DivX Ultra DVD Player and walked away. She just stared. If she knows what’s good for her she won’t mess with me again.

Dear Diary,

I made out with Gawker tonight. I was so drunk. And I just know she’s going to go tell all her friends about it. But whatever, I’m just experimenting, right? And at least it’s not like what I did with Popbitch at the slumber party.

Dear Diary,

I’m really sick so Gizmodo came over to watch movies with me. It was so sweet. He brought this terrible action movie where a dog fought crime on a skateboard. But the Philips DVP3982/F7B 1080p DivX Ultra DVD Player upscaled it, so the dog looked really cute. I want to get a puppy now.

Dear Diary,

Shirt.woot told me that Sellout heard about me and Gawker. Sellout was staring daggers at me today in math class. I just kept on with my transitive property. Whatever. She wants to bring it, I’m right here. I’m right here. That hooker.

Features

Warranty: 90 Day Philips

Features:

DivX Ultra Certified for enhanced playback of DivX videos
Plays CD, (S)VCD, DVD, DVD+R/RW, DVD-R/RW
Plays DivX, MP3, WMA and JPEG digital camera photos
12-bit/108MHz video processing for sharp, natural images
192kHz/24 bit audio DAC enhances analogue sound input
Progressive Scan component video for optimized image quality
EasyLink controls all EasyLink products with a single remote
HDMI digital output for easy connection with only one cable
High definition JPEG playback for images in true resolution
Energy Star Compliant

Picture/Display:

D/A converter: 12 bit, 108 MHz
Picture enhancement: Progressive Scan, Video Upscaling(720p, 1080i/p)

Sound:

D/A converter: 24 bit, 192 kHz
Frequency response: 30-20000 Hz
Signal to noise ratio: > 90 dB
Distortion and Noise (1kHz): > 65 dB
Crosstalk (1kHz): > 70 dB
Dynamic Range (1kHz): > 80 dB
Sound System: Dolby Digital

Video Playback:

Playback Media: CD, CD-R/CD-RW, Video CD/SVCD, DVD, DivX, DVD+R/+RW, DVD-R/-RW, DVD-Video
Compression formats: MPEG1, MPEG2
Video disc playback system: NTSC, PAL

Audio Playback:

Playback Media: CD, MP3-CD, MP3-DVD, WMA-CD, CD-R/RW, Audio CD
MP3 bit rates: 32 – 320 kbps
Compression format: MP3, Dolby Digital, PCM, WMA

Still Picture Playback:

Playback Media: DVD+R/+RW, DVD-R/-RW, CD-R/RW, Picture CD, Kodak Picture CD
Picture Compression Format: JPEG
Picture Enhancement: Rotate, Zoom, Slideshow, Flip photos

Connectivity:

Rear Connections: Analog audio Left/Right out, ComponentVideo out Progressive, Composite video (CVBS) output, Digital coaxial out, HDMI output
Convenience
Child Protection: Child Lock, Parental Control
On-Screen Display languages: Canadian French, English, Mexican Spanish

Power:

Power consumption: < 10 W
Power supply: 120V, 60Hz
Standby power consumption: < 1.0 W

Dimensions:

Packaging dimensions (W x H x D): 415×82 x 282 mm
Set dimensions (W x H x D): 360×37 x 210 mm

In the box:

Philips DVP3982/F7B DVD Player
Remote Control
AV Cable

Specs

Philips DVP3982/F7 1080p Upconverting DVD Player w/DivX Playback and HDMI out

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 0.332s

Purchaser Experience

9% first woot
8% second woot
40% < 10 woots
23% < 25 woots
20% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

6% joined today
1% one week old
4% one month old
28% one year old
61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

92% bought 1
5% bought 2
2% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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