“Your imperial majesty!”
“Don’t slouch, Simon. It offends us.”
“I’m sorry, your majesty, but I’m here to warn you! The palace has been invaded!”
“Don’t be ridiculous, Simon, who would possibly raid our beloved-”
Ha HA! It is I!
“We have not had the pleasure.”
I am he that provides AC power from any car lighter outlet! I am he that comes with autoshutdown to ensure I never completely drain your battery! I am he that has built in overload protection!
“And you can swing on a rope, no doubt.”
Yes, I can do that too. For I am AC10450A Philips SCP5300/17 300W Power Inverter! And I am here to set right the balance between powerful and…
“Unpowered?”
I was going to go with powerless but yours is good too. Your majesty, surrender yourself to my modified sine wave!
“You know we much preferred that Hood fellow.”
“Oh, yes, your majesty, he was ever so polite.”
Well, that’s just a question of breeding, really.
“We presume you went to a good school.”
I was home schooled, actually.
“snicker Oh, well, we assume you probably learned a lot then. snicker”

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