Last season, you watched the football game at your friend’s house.

And you watched as he fumbled through his stack of five remotes. Turned on the TV, accidentally turned on the DVD player and the satellite and the VCR, then finally turned on the cable. What was it, late first quarter before you got to start watching? And you had to keep the pizza on your lap because half the coffee table was covered in remotes. Man, you wanted to slap him in the teeth. But it’s a good thing you didn’t.

Because if you had, he wouldn’t still be your friend. And if he wasn’t your friend, he wouldn’t be coming over this weekend to watch the game at YOUR house. And if he wasn’t coming over, you’d be missing your chance to slap him in the teeth metaphorically, by flipping open this Philips 5-Device Universal Flip Remote!

See, this baby’s five remotes in one, but it’s also easy to carry and it FOLDS. Snap it open and people will look at you with respect. Close it tight and they’ll know you aren’t changing the channel. This is a remote that dominates, a remote that makes the alpha very clear, a remote that will send your friend slinking home to stare at his vaguely understandable stack of remotes and weep at the shame of it all.

And face it. Domination’s what football’s all about.

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