Once upon a time, in a magical land known as Texas, there was a little armadillo named Kevin, who was kind and good and worked in an office.

Kevin was very popular with his co-workers, but not because he worked very hard, even though he did. Kevin was popular because, each day at exactly three thirty, he would reach under his desk and take out his Famous Armadillo Astronauts lunchbox and bring out a delicious snack. “Hey, is that beef jerky?” the noble falcon who handled inventory discrepancies would ask. “You make that cheesecake yourself?” the friendly otter in security would inquire. “Meow meow an extra brownie meow?” the pretty young kitten with the beautiful smile and the desk beside the bathrooms would request. And, being a kind and good armadillo, Kevin always brought enough to share.

But there was one day that Kevin left his Famous Armadillo Astronauts lunchbox at home. And that day was his birthday! Kevin smiled to himself as he got dressed, his Philips DC912/37 iPod Dock with Wireless Subwoofer playing in the background. Because he knew, just as surely as the Philips DC912/37 iPod Dock with Wireless Subwoofer was easy to set up, his friends were planning something special. “I should bring my Philips DC912/37 iPod Dock with Wireless Subwoofer to work,” Kevin thought, “in case my party needs music! That way my friends can charge their iPhones or iPod Touches as we listen!” So that is what Kevin did.

When Kevin reached the door, he could see streamers and balloons and what looked like a waterslide. He was as happy as a person who had an SD or MMC card would be when they found out that the Philips DC912/37 iPod Dock with Wireless Subwoofer had an SD and MMC card slot, even if he was no good at making metaphors about happiness. Kevin was certainly glad that his Philips DC912/37 iPod Dock with Wireless Subwoofer was so lightweight and easy to carry. He picked it up and went inside.

“Happy Birthday, Kevin!” yelled all of his animal co-workers at the top of their lungs. Kevin peeked in the break room and noticed a big cake, made of whatever it is that armadillos like to eat, and a stack of presents. And because he was kind and good, he said “Aw, you guys didn’t have to do all this!” and meant it.

“Look, everyone, Kevin brought his Philips DC912/37 iPod Dock with Wireless Subwoofer!” said the star-nosed mole who handled tech support. “Aw, I don’t have an iPod or iPhone!” lamented the red squirrel who filed HR paperwork. “Don’t worry,” Kevin spoke up brightly, “the Philips DC912/37 iPod Dock with Wireless Subwoofer has additional ports that allow for other devices to be used as well, even though you can’t charge them as you listen.” And at that, the whole office shouted “Hooray!” and got in line to use the waterslide.

That night, Kevin sat in his living room and looked over his gifts. There was a freshly killed rabbit from the noble falcon, a lovely smooth seashell from the friendly otter, and a dime bag of catnip from the pretty young kitten. Kevin rotated his Philips DC912/37 iPod Dock with Wireless Subwoofer so that his iPhone was in landscape mode and settled back to watch the video he had made of the wonderful party, enjoying the clear, quality sound.

Before he went to bed, Kevin packed the leftover cake into his Famous Armadillo Astronauts lunchbox, so that, at three thirty the next day, he could share with his friends again. And, as he fell asleep to the quality sound coming from the Philips DC912/37 iPod Dock with Wireless Subwoofer, Kevin decided that it had been a pretty good birthday.

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