Whoa, and they never take off their makeup?
Not even when they go to the bathroom.
Whoa.
And their name stands for Knights In the Service of Sa-

Whoa!
Whoa! Hey, man, you got some good stuff here!

This is 1974, right? You probably noticed I’m from the future. I came back to tell you about the Philips Speaker Dock for iPod – 2 Pack. It’s imperative that you listen to me.

Hey, man, the future! That’s awesome! I wanna live there one day!
Whoa! But why aren’t you in a jumpsuit like the future people on tv?

We don’t wear jumpsuits in the 21st Century.

Man, he’s not from the future.
Yeah, whatever, narc. Do your homework next time. Hey, say hi to Liddy for me, ok?

No, you have to listen to me. You have to know about the Philips Speaker Dock for iPod – 2 Pack. And look, they’re silver and white, just like the future.

He does makes a good point.
Okay, yeah, I can grok that. But what’s an iPod? Some kinda robot?

It’s a way to carry your music around in your pocket. And the Philips Speaker Dock for iPod lets you share that music with everyone. Like at a party. You kids like to party, right?

Man, you a perv or something?
Hey, do kids still skip school to watch Match Game?

There’s not really any daytime game shows in the future. They’re all on in prime time. The most popular one is about picking random briefcases.

Man, this guys just messin’ with us.
Hey, what’s the moonbase like?

We don’t have a moonbase. But the Philips Speaker Dock for iPod does have a volume slider so you can fade in and out. With two of them you could be a DJ, and in the future, DJ’s are the big thing!

Like Wolfman Jack? He’s great.
Why don’t we have a moonbase? Next you’ll tell me Carlin’s dead.

Yeah, it just happened. We’re still shook up.

Man, no way. No way is this guy from the future.
Yeah, come on, man, Buzz off. We gotta get home for Happy Days.

Look, these two Philips Speaker Docks are a big deal where I come from. They’re portable and easy and run on six AAA batteries or plug into the wall. A dock connecting iPod is required, but those are all over the place. There’s even a Dynamic Bass Boost and a carrying pouch. Hey, listen to me!

Man, we’re goin’ home. Just leave us alone.
Yeah, sit on it, man!

I did it, Control! I went back in time with the Philips Speaker Dock for iPod – 2 Pack and changed the past!

Explain, Time Agent Sixty Two.

That young man I talked with, if he had stayed in that spot another hour, he would have met the woman who he would later marry, and who would bear him a son… who would become me!

So you went back in time and prevented your own birth.

And it’s all thanks to the Philips Speaker Dock for iPod – 2 Pack!

And you don’t feel this is a waste of the project’s time and resources?

Well… I didn’t think about that. You have to admit, it’s a pretty cool prank. Hey, I bet I don’t have to pay sales tax any more! Wanna go test it at the Chili Cheese Dogateria out by the wireless keyboard and mouse store? My treat!

We’ll discuss this incident next week at your annual review, Time Agent Sixty Two. Perhaps you should begin dusting off your resume.

Hey, Control, did your grandfather ever tell you that he saw a guy with a Philips Speaker Dock for iPod – 2 Pack the night he met your grandmother?

Not that I remember. Why do you ask?

Oh… no reason. I’m just gonna take a little coffee break, okay?

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