Welcome to a momentous occasion in the history of Woot.com. Gather your loved ones around the monitor, for today we offer a product that is certain to live forever in Woot lore. Previous animal-shaped offerings have been limited to froggiform items like the LeakFrog and the Frog Family Desktop Bundle. Today we jump up to class mammalia and around to the other side of the color spectrum for Bei Bei’s USB Pig Speaker/Radio.

This rotund pink swine has a USB cable for a tail, a nose full of speakers, and an FM tuner where its chitlins oughtta be. Instead of rooting around in its own filth, it spends its time grunting out your favorite music, news, sports, or specialty programming. We think it’d be simply adorable for kids and/or anyone involved in the commercial pork industry.

But come on – you don’t really care what it does, just that it’s one of the most ridiculous things we’ve ever sold. And you’re never going to let us forget it.

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