Downtime? Lost productivity? Other human beings in close physical proximity? Screw ‘em! This Bluetooth headset and charger is a big plastic middle finger right in their faces.

An ultra-light Plantronics 665 Bluetooth Headset plus the included vehicle charger plus a not-included vehicle equals, theoretically, infinite wireless headset action. Imagine never having another conversation that isn’t mediated by the distancing effect of the telephone. Just wear a t-shirt with your phone number on it and refuse to acknowledge anyone who doesn’t call you first. While this approach may eat up a lot of your cellphone minutes at first, eventually all of your friends will give up in irritation. Success!

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