Hello? Oh, hi, Grace. Nothing much, just shaving the poodle.

Yeah, big show coming up soon. I tell you it’s hard to come up with new and exciting ideas in creative poodle grooming. I’ve already done snails, Pac-Man, a Ninja Turtle, a camel, and a peacock. This year, I’m really want to try to be more socially conscious about the sculpting design. There’s only so much you can say about the current economic recession in poodle fur, though.

No, no, you’re not bothering me at all. I’m using the Plantronics 665 Bluetooth Headset. Keeps my hands free to create while I’m talking on the phone, and I can talk for up to three and a half hours on it! Yeah! And the headset can do all sorts of things, like control volume, mute, voice activated dialing. It even remembers the last number dialed. I know! It even came with a car charger so I can keep the battery full when I’m taking my lovely little model from show to show.

What do you think, Grace? Should I shave Ben Bernanke’s head into the front or the hind quarters? I guess it depends on your politics, doesn’t it?

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