You know who would be perfect to pitch this? A young, pre-receding-hairline Jason Alexander.

Hey! You say you’re gettin’ tired of tablet computer and e-readers that don’t quite make it?

Try the Pocket eDGe Dualbook Android Tablet from Entourage! (Wait, from what? That’s pretty cool. I wonder if it knows Marky Mark?)

This crazy new giz-mo-ma-dad is a tablet on one side and a reader on the other! It’s a personal digital accessory straight off Doc Moreau’s isle! What wacky abomination won’t science think up next?

With USB, Mini-USB, Wi-Fi and Bluetooth connectivity, there’s almost no device or network with which this little e-Bi-Beast won’t mate! And its innovative two-screen folding design means your tablet files stay piping hot while your e-books and other reader files stay crisp and cool!

Update your Facebook status! Read a digital copy of Ben Viljoen’s Reminiscences of the Anglo-Boer War on the bus! Become the Foursquare mayor of the fourth floor men’s room! Then, when you’re finished with your reading and your tablet-computing, you can slather both screens with spicy mayo, fold your Pocket eDGe closed, and enjoy a hearty digital meal!

Assuming, of course, you don’t mind extensive dental trauma and a mouthful of toxic metals.

Look, we didn’t say it was a good idea. We said “you can.”

Could be the best pocket-sized tablet-e-reader amalgamation… ever!

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