Yeah, the cute is there, except for ten minutes later, when they start gnawing the dining room table and pooping in endless waves.

The bunny is designed to survive getting eaten, but once you take the hawks and elephants and sharks or whatever it is that eat bunnies out of the equation, you’ve got a long living creature that needs

YOU to take care of it. Cleaning, feeding, exercising, entertaining, why deal with all that for five minutes of adorable fun?

Instead, try a Polaroid 10.2” Digital Picture Frame. You can fill the 512MB of internal storage with many different bunny pictures and then use the SD/MMC/MS digital card slot to add even more, if needed. You can wrap that up, give it to the kids, and let them squeal OHHH SO CUUUUUUTE and then slip them each a twenty to distract them from the lack of Gnawy Poopytail hippity-hoppitying over to eat the antique coffee table. When all is said and done, everyone will be much happier. Especially the bunny.

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