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knock knock
“Hi, are you Candi’s friend?”
“That’s right, baby. She says you met her at the USB Dance Club and you wanted to party.”
“Party! I’ll say! I feel like I could Bump Bomb all night! Right after some Finger Dancing!”
“You sure know what you want, fella. And Candi says you’ve got the cash to cover it.”
“Oh, for sure. I write for an online deal-a-day website, so I’m rolling in it. Listen, I’ve been killing time with Magic Jelly for the last hour while waiting for you to get here, so I’m all warmed up. Why don’t you start enjoying Mr. Onion?”
“You’re a cutie, with all those nicknames. C’mere.”
“Hey! HEY! STOP THAT! Keep your hands off my Hanoi Tower!”
“Baby, it’s okay, I know what I’m doing.”
“Listen, I just wanted someone to come help me test out my new Polaroid 8” Dual-Screen Portable DVD w/ 15 – 1 Game Controller, and Candi said you liked to play! I figured you’d know how to hook this controller right into the DVD Player’s A/V Connection and then we could enjoy games like Bump Bomp, Finger Dancing, Pinball Fish, Magic Jelly, Seek The Resources, Hanoi Tower and my beloved Mr. Onion! But now you’ve made it into something… dirty!”
“Honey, it’s a Polaroid, they’re in the same business I am. What did you expect?”
“I expected that maybe I could find a friend who’d want to join me in testing out the DPA-08055S! A portable DVD player with two screens doesn’t show up every day! And there are two headphone jacks on each screen, making a total of four.”
“So is that what Candi meant when she said you were into jacking with multiple partners?”
“She said… Ugh! What is wrong with you? I wanted to have a nice night of watching a DVD on my DPA-08055S, and then maybe listen to some music on a CD and play some video games on the second screen, and I figured maybe you dancers would understand that. But I guess I misjudged Candi. And maybe you should go.”
“Listen, I’m not a cop.”
“You sure?”
“Yeah, a cop would have left by now. I mean, Mr. Onion? Come on.”
“I just had to be sure. I’ve got a Senate career to think of, you know. Hey, you want this Polaroid 8” Dual-Screen Portable DVD w/ 15 – 1 Game Controller in trade?”
“Cash only, honey.”
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